So, I'm at work today and it's hot and sticky. Not the best day, but I'm the outside technician and my supervisor want to watch me add chemicals to a tank, no problem, until....
Dun, dun, dun..... I have to disconnect a hose from a bin. I squat down, my pants are stuck to my legs because of the humidity, I have a labcoat, rubber apron, hard hat, safety glasses, faceshield, and big neoprene gloves on which makes it a million degrees hotter and a feel my pants rip! OH SHIT!
Good thing I had the labscoat on for a minute because it gave me time to assess the situation. No one saw it, which is a good thing and it was also fairly small.
When I got back to the lab I found some duct tape, because duct tape fixes everything. I went to the restroom and duct taped my pants, from the inside of course!
Next problem, duct tape does not feel good when you are wearing a thong! The tape is sticky on the ends and it keeps sticking to my ass. I hope people can't tell that I'm walking a little funny today!
This is Life with Kate!
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